thatdudeevan:

Can I Hit It In The Morning?

thatdudeevan:

Can I Hit It In The Morning?

Studies show that, for some unknown reason, the higher the level of education, the more men tend to have wet dreams.

In india it is cheaper to have sex with a prostitue than buy a condom!

"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

how important is sex in a relationship ?

on a scale from 1 to 10 , 10 being extremely important .

clinton lied. a man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex . no matter how bad it is .

barbara bush . former US first lady *
 10 TIPS TO GIVING BETTER ORAL SEX (LADIES)
get sloppy ! head is way better when you use more spit . save the manners for the dinner table loll .
look up at him ! this turns guys on so much when you look at them while giving them head . don’t ask , just trust !
put your tongue into it ! too often girls just suck suck suck away . use your tongue too ! licking the penis from the base to the head drives ‘em crazy .
hand action ! jerking the penis while you’re still sucking on it is also another trick you can try in the bedroom . maybe even rotate your hand(s) back and forth .
open wide ! alot of females hate swallowing , which is understandable . but for those who do it , or are first-timers , decided beforehand if you want to swallow ! because when the time comes for him to climax , you could ruin the mood by not knowing what to do .
surprise ! deciding to give head at the most spontaneous moments can cause a great deal of excitement in a man ! :) who doesn’t love surprises ? especially one like this ;) .
3’s a crowd ! dont leave the balls untouched . the testicles are one of the most sensitive parts on a male body . suck on ‘em a little , and watch your man cringe in pleasure .
actions speak louder than words ! you can tell if your man is enjoying the blow job being given by his body movements and breathing patterns . listen out for those ‘oohs’ and ‘ahh’s . they are very helpful and let you know what your lover approves of .
say ahh ! ladies if you do not know how to deepthroat , it would be in your best interest to LEARN ! guys absolutely love it . 
enjoy yourself ! when you’re into something , it makes it that much better . if you don’t enjoy it , he won’t either .

10 TIPS TO GIVING BETTER ORAL SEX (LADIES)

  1. get sloppy ! head is way better when you use more spit . save the manners for the dinner table loll .
  2. look up at him ! this turns guys on so much when you look at them while giving them head . don’t ask , just trust !
  3. put your tongue into it ! too often girls just suck suck suck away . use your tongue too ! licking the penis from the base to the head drives ‘em crazy .
  4. hand action ! jerking the penis while you’re still sucking on it is also another trick you can try in the bedroom . maybe even rotate your hand(s) back and forth .
  5. open wide ! alot of females hate swallowing , which is understandable . but for those who do it , or are first-timers , decided beforehand if you want to swallow ! because when the time comes for him to climax , you could ruin the mood by not knowing what to do .
  6. surprise ! deciding to give head at the most spontaneous moments can cause a great deal of excitement in a man ! :) who doesn’t love surprises ? especially one like this ;) .
  7. 3’s a crowd ! dont leave the balls untouched . the testicles are one of the most sensitive parts on a male body . suck on ‘em a little , and watch your man cringe in pleasure .
  8. actions speak louder than words ! you can tell if your man is enjoying the blow job being given by his body movements and breathing patterns . listen out for those ‘oohs’ and ‘ahh’s . they are very helpful and let you know what your lover approves of .
  9. say ahh ! ladies if you do not know how to deepthroat , it would be in your best interest to LEARN ! guys absolutely love it . 
  10. enjoy yourself ! when you’re into something , it makes it that much better . if you don’t enjoy it , he won’t either .